Dove Cameron Pole Dance of the Day

2020

Oct

Dove Cameron does Pole Dance and it’s not that exciting to me.

I was never really into pole dancing, when I’d go to the strippers I didn’t need to see some acrobatic shit, or some cirque du soliel shit…since half the strippers were Circus School drop outs in these parts…it’s the home of cirque du soleil and not all girls can be in the circus…the spillover ends up on the pole…

So since I’ve never been into pole dancing, despite having spent way too much time in stripclubs, in the late 90s and early 2000s I’d go to the same strip club 2 sometimes three times in a day…..for late lunch free buffet…for late dinner pre drink…for the last hour and a half of the night….and when I did that I didn’t get any fucking respect from any of the strippers, if anything they thought I was a mooch fuck who realized I could get 2 hot meals for 2-3 dollar cover charge.

Anyway, when the whole suburban pole dance thing happened for bored housewives to find their inner slut, I knew it’d be a hit because women have historically been jealous and judgy of strippers because they knew at their core they wanted men to jerk off to them and not some other bitch…and that whole thing, even with the social media videos wasn’t hot to me….even when they were in their skimpy stripper outfits…

So seeing some Disney Kid we all know will never be a stripper, doesn’t really give me stripper fantasies, since I don’t have stripper fantasies…it’s the non strippers that you gotta fantasize about because they don’t charge 10 dollars a dance…and sure Dove Cameron is a non stripper, but her selfies have been sluttier than this, so maybe just stick to crotch shots and hard nipple pics…this integrating dance into the whole thing is just dumb.