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2020

01

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

Sundays are for showers, unfortunately, for me that means it’s the day we hose my wife off…you know just wrestle her into the backyard and hose her down like a horse on a hot summer day….because a week of obesity, diabetes, and IBS fucking stinks…

Clearly, These showers are better.

Featuring girls of the internet not scared of ruining their phones…committed to the cause of posting nudes or just so addicted to technology that they have no choice but to take selfies in the fucking shower of them showering…you know because they can’t go a minute without their trusty companion to document your every single thought and move….

Luckily, I LOVE that every girl everywhere is posting nudes, it’s been a 20 year wait, but it’s finally happened and I’m into it.

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