We are having bullshit server issues where I can’t upload any pictures to later get lawyers letters aggressively asking me to remove those images because bitch be angry and don’t seen this as marketing, finding audience, finding new subscribers, but instead as THEFT…

I like to think I am helping them live out their slutty dreams, but their OnlyFans managers don’t agree….all these narcissists don’t remember the good old days when other people talking about you made you more appealing than you just talking about your damn self…

We are so lost as a people…

Anyway, I had these pics in the archive for SHOWER SUNDAYS back when I thought I would be motivated enough to turn on the old computer on the weekend…which as it turned out never materialized…but lucky for you…I just rebranded it FILTHY FRIDAY….

BITCHES in SHOWERS gtting CLEAN while you watch…a FETISH of all AGES…because I’ve been creeping on girls showering for as long as I can remember…and to this day think about ways to set up an AIRBNB with hidden shower cams to continue that dream….but will require some start-up capital….maybe I’ll do a KICKSTARTER for ‘DrunkenStepfather’s Content House”….I’ve got ALL the ideas….but in the mean time, I’ll just repurpose these never before seen shower girls….showering…for you to jerk off to.

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In the event you haven’t read my last 3 posts, I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of girls in the shower on a Sunday…no one fucking cares…

But since I have all these pics archived, it’d be a crime to not put them up, since they aren’t our weekend FAT CHICK POST to remind you that fat chicks aren’t hot even more un-hot when naked…

It’s girls in the shower and if you’ve ever lived with a girl, or had a roommate with a girlfriend, or if you’ve been near a shower that has women in it, you’ll know that drilling a hole in the wall or the door to watch girls shower is a lot of fun…

So that’s probably why these girls are posting up pics of their shower, they know we like watching them clean their assholes before licking it, even though that’s never been my pre-requisite, I like a bitch’s smell, maybe some post workout sweat…or some let me taste last night’s dinner bitch….I’m down for your traces of feces…I’ve done my research on gut flora and fecal transplants maybe your bacteria will make my digestion more efficient…

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Shower Sundays…to wash off the weekend’s COVID encounters you had while pretending to social distance and care about a virus that seems like a whole lot of bullshit when you look at the stats…whether you lost some friends or neighbors or not…people fucking die, you can’t live your life in fear of dying, it’s inevitable…and some people die of COVID, 99.8 percent live, so you can get hit by a bus tomorrow or have a massive heart attack and along with being listed as a COVID death because it’s all a scam, you missed out on living for a fucking year to avoid COVID…..basically, you can’t control your life or death as much as you want to and I think we should all choose fun and go down with the fucking ship…instead of being pussies about it…that said, showers are fun to watch…to partake in…to jerk off in…to fuck in…if I could live out my life anywhere, it’d be in a shower…we just don’t have hot water here….so maybe that’s why it’s a fantasy to me….so many nice showers….

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I think I overshot with this whole weekend update thing….I don’t bother writing them on Friday, my hands are broken and need to do nothing for two days, because idiotic a thing updating this site is, it’s a lot of fucking work…a sick obsession really…

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t have the images saved or the intention to post them..

We’re talking SKINNY GIRL Saturday, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKEND for the fatties, so you we aren’t seen as one of those NON INCLUSIVE sites, which we are not, I actually find fat chicks vile…then there’s SHOWER SUNDAY because if you’re going to celebrate showers, it might was well be on a SUNDAY because there’s nothing else to fucking do….and lastly…SWIMSUITS….just girls in swimsuits since they make everything better…

So here’s my one post for all four posts before I get into today’s NUDE celebrity nonsense…

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Foiled again….I did have every intention on posting these weekend posts during the weekend, which is the entire point of them…but I looked at the shitty computer and I felt my carpal in my elbows and arthritis in my hands…and I looked to the streaming apps that have been rotting my brain for at least 2 years now and said “no one gives a fuck about the weekend updates on the site, I’ll just do them monday”..

I am a procrastinator in the worst way and the fact that I even update the site daily during the week is fucking insane to me….a mental disorder motherfuckers…

Today we have – Shower Sundays where girls are in the shower because sometimes we have to wash off our sin, or at least our stink from sitting on the couch everyday doing nothing by eating and sweating in our own filth….the shower is where I get all my best ideas, which have turned out to be terrible ideas, so I don’t bother showering anymore…I am boycotting it for wronging me…where’s my private jet SHOWER…I don’t see it…so instead I stare at women in the shower who want you to see them in the shower because they released pics of them showering…exhibitionists…

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some girls in the bath, shower, swimming pool, river baptism, I don’t fucking know…they are wet and want you to see them wet because girls in the shower aren’t for perverts who set up cameras in showers, or people who drill peep holes into showers, it’s for everyone because girls like to film their LEWD shit..and we’re here to document it.

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about girls who take hot nude or half nude selfies in the shower for the sake of having hot content to post on the internet…

I definitely have a shower fetish, I am the kind of person who would live in the shower if I could. It’s so warm and cozy and it’s where I come up with all my brilliant ideas and things to say that no one bothers reading or paying attention to….so despite everyday being for showers, Sunday is the day I am supposed to post all these pics of girls in the shower, who I think are less interested in getting clean, but more interested in giving us that voyeur experience…like the time I tried to sneak into the women’s lockerroom in highschool to watch them shower, to watching my foster mother shower, to trying to sneak into the lockerroom at the YMCA where I had a gym membership in 1999 to see them shower, to asking every girl I’ve ever known to let me watch them shower, or at least hop in the shower with me to jerk off to them….the shower…a wonderful, mindful place, for sexy time….at least when you’re a voyeur…which I am.

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Take these girls’ lead and clean yourself up for the week. You may be out of work, working from home, a Russian Spam Bot, but that doesn’t mean you gotta fully give up on life and not wash your chronic masturbation with your own feces off you. Or just stare at these showerers.

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Sundays are for showers, unfortunately, for me that means it’s the day we hose my wife off…you know just wrestle her into the backyard and hose her down like a horse on a hot summer day….because a week of obesity, diabetes, and IBS fucking stinks…

Clearly, These showers are better.

Featuring girls of the internet not scared of ruining their phones…committed to the cause of posting nudes or just so addicted to technology that they have no choice but to take selfies in the fucking shower of them showering…you know because they can’t go a minute without their trusty companion to document your every single thought and move….

Luckily, I LOVE that every girl everywhere is posting nudes, it’s been a 20 year wait, but it’s finally happened and I’m into it.

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