I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about girls who take hot nude or half nude selfies in the shower for the sake of having hot content to post on the internet…

I definitely have a shower fetish, I am the kind of person who would live in the shower if I could. It’s so warm and cozy and it’s where I come up with all my brilliant ideas and things to say that no one bothers reading or paying attention to….so despite everyday being for showers, Sunday is the day I am supposed to post all these pics of girls in the shower, who I think are less interested in getting clean, but more interested in giving us that voyeur experience…like the time I tried to sneak into the women’s lockerroom in highschool to watch them shower, to watching my foster mother shower, to trying to sneak into the lockerroom at the YMCA where I had a gym membership in 1999 to see them shower, to asking every girl I’ve ever known to let me watch them shower, or at least hop in the shower with me to jerk off to them….the shower…a wonderful, mindful place, for sexy time….at least when you’re a voyeur…which I am.

Hmmmm

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