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2020

01

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

Here’s another compilation post I was supposed to post yesterday but got drunk…it was Halloween and a Saturday and I am an alcoholic lazy fuck….so getting me to do anything requires far too much effort any day of the week, especially the days I don’t go on the computer or the phone because that shit rapes your mind.

I have no idea why I signed up for these weekend compilation posts, but I am doing my duty of posting hot girls being hot in their self produced and I guess sometimes photoshoot produced swimsuit pics…

I realize this site’s always been about celebrity, but I fucking hate celebs, it’s the everyday girls getting naked and half naked for that dream, or for some attention, hopes of money or just some recognition that they do Yoga 12 times a week, since they have normal jobs and do normal things, while the smutty half nakedness is just for shits and giggles…

I am sure you all have women in your life who have normal jobs, families, do the normal thing…who bust out a bikini pic from vacation and you’re like ‘Damn woman, it’s covid why you on vacation, oh but shit your body banging, where did that come from”…maybe she’s your teacher, your student, your barista at Starbucks, the bitch who makes you sandwiches at the diner, I don’t fucking know…but I do know everything day girls in bikinis is good times…even when some of these bikinis are clearly girls trying to be influencers and maybe even some influencers…which in and of itself is lame but still bikini pics..

TAKE IT IN.

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