Bebe Rexha Beached of the Day

2020

Nov

Bebe Rexha who is the chubby popstar that is too old to be a popstar but is doing the whole popstar thing because you can fake a lot of things on the internet…..is out on the beach in a one piece…which is actually the most appropriate swimsuit for her to be in…a bikini on a big girl is always messy….

I am going to assume this is an unphotoshopped picture of the normally photoshopped to shit 30 something year old on her quest to be a popstar because she’s trying to fake her way into popstar status…

As an industry veteran at 30 with hit songs under her belt for other popstars, she’s feeling entitled, or capable…especially in an era of body positivity and where you can blame any failings on your physical attributes and seek redemption for that…from things like weight, you’re a body shamer so let her go with it, to age, you’re an age shamer let her run with it, it’s the era of “Participation Prizes” we are all equals…so she can’t fucking lose….but her swimsuit can as she spills the fuck out of it in all the worst ways, maybe a size up is in order, unless a cutting of circulation at her hips is the look she’s going for as she basically explodes out of the thing….I mean it’s designer, they make that shit small, at least too small for BEBE….unless she’s just not willing to size up, one of those living the lie….who knows…

I will say I prfer this real looking 30 year old to her all done up like Nicki Minaj in clown make-up and hair…but that doesn’t mean I am into it…

Not to mention, I thought she found fitness and was slimming down to keep up with the young folk…but looking at this…tells a whole other story….a story you may jack off to.

I spoke too soon she is in a red bikini – brave new world.