Heidi Klum is showing you how she licks her TWINK husband’s asshole when they fuck, you know one of those SUBS turned DOMS after she recovered from her marriage to SEAL where they had at least 4 kids because it was impossible for her not to get pregnant when they fucked because his LUPUS DICK (SHOUT OUT SELENA GOMEZ) that is rumored to be 15 inches long would just take her uterus up into her throat with every fuck….

Then there’s the whole Germans like getting shit on thing, which is convenient to talk about in today’s fourth post, because the 3 previous posts have mentioned shitting and farting….so why not keep up the trend, even if shit, fart and dick jokes hurt me on a physical level…

What I am getting at is Germans invented SCAT FETISH porn in their sex clubs, so you know this bitch, top model, huge success or not….is fucking dirty…and that her tongue play here in the bath is clearly about rimming….

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