Halsey Dirty Tongue of the Day

2020

Dec

Here’s some Halsey tongue all dirty to remind you of all the DJ ass she would eat back when she was getting her start as a club slut party girl wherever she was from who was able to get to the right DJ to give her a chance at doing the vocals on one of his hit songs so that they could together create bullshit pop music with a bullshit origin story about how she was homeless to make her money to get some bullshit tits to try to heat up her otherwise boring try hard look, because pop stars are zero edgy, interesting, compelling, but rather all bullshit…even when they try to play hard…they’re fucking DISNEY bro…and I’m sure Halsey would have fucked Disney or eaten Disney unshowered ass to get where she’s got.