Hilary Duff doesn’t get enough credit for burning through dudes harder than Taylor Swift, from fucking her homosexual ex-husbands hockey team during their initiation, because it was the only thing that got him off…you know ever since his initiation in the Pee Wee league when they sodomized him with that broomstick/hockey stick he’s loved the locker room…I mean that’s what I used to assume when Hilary Duff started doing Crossfit about 10 years ago and became built like a tank…a body a dude who takes it up the ass would like….

Anyway….after they split, she fucked her trainer, and a bunch of other dudes before settling on the most fertile of the bunch who has knocked her up twice, you know a baby factory to be a stage parent to, so that the cycle of child star to childstar is complete for whatever grown man groomed her when she first got her start….back when she was a kid…

I know people are into pregnant girls and it is MILF MONDAY and MILKY TIT MONDAY…so why not throw some pregnant celebrity MILF dudes are creepily obsessed with and have been for far too long…even if Hilary Duff for the most part is boring…she’s out here trying to get views in the bath, forgetting that nipples would make it better…so it’s a dip her toe into tits get hits, mom’s are still vaginas for dudes to want to fuck too, vaginas that Hilary Duff could have shown more of in the bath water you’d probably buy bottles of to drink, so bath pics without tits and pussy…a fail but I take what instagram gives me.

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