I fucking love Christmas, I always have, I’ve wanted to swap this site into a Christmas Village where I just write about Christmas miracles all day…I listen to Christmas music all year round….I watch Chirstmas movies all year round…it may tie into my traumatic child hood…it may be my love of giving, as clearly I run a fucking charity here for you fucks…a not for profit…just for your mooch entertainment but I guess you remind me everyday how bad I am at business and content production and website marketing and monetization….a reminder I need day in and day out so that I don’t fall off an end up with a HIT…just one hit…I can live off for life…

I digress….as I digest….that in loving Christmas and being a pervert, not the typical pervert you’d find working mall santa jobs, but the kind of pervert that wants all adult women, even the old and the ugly, to be rocking crotchless holiday themed underwear for me to jack off to….you know merging two of my favorite things…Christmas and Pussy into a steady stream of clickbait content I want….yet this year has been weak on the Christmas sluts..which means we take what we can get and that happens to be Bella Thorne..the mainstream Disney star, turned “EDGY” OnlyFans girl who cashes the fuck in on her “LEWD” pics that aren’t nude enough to get her cancelled by the mainstream, but thanks to her insane popularity wouldn’t get her cancelled by the mainstream, because the mainstream needs the relevant girls who all happen to be sluts now…Yay…I mean I’ve been waiting for this forever…self produced porn pics are the reason I started the site, so seeing it so common is great.

So if anything, Bella Thorne is pushing the nude on the internet for fun and attention and money into the mainstream…she’s working for us, even if her own channel is pretty weak since she’s selling clothed content….

Soon all the mainstream celebs and influencers will be porn chicks,…selling pics of their buttholes when not making hit movies…but the porn chicks will remain the porn chicks who can never be the mainstream chicks because when you start at the top and work your way down, you’re ok, but if you start at the bottom, and being a porn chick is the bottome…working your way up is more challenging..

So basically, Bella Throne likes money and relevance and clout and part of her banding or edginess to be relatable and not some disney kid….is half naked…but her mom does it too so you know it’s a family that knows how it works…and are winning because of it…so the moral of the story is sluts always win!

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