The best thing about the pandemic is the pussy wedgies, or what I call the Pussy Definition, because I am into staring at pussy through pants and figuring what it actually looks like, is built like, and what kind of attitude it has…a lot can be said about a girl based on the pussy….and seeing a full pussy isn’t always practical, especially at the grocery store, where you’d see pussy definition at least before the pandemic, because asking other shoppers to show you their pussy gets you kicked out of all stores, gyms and pretty much anywhere else you’d ask a girl to flash you her pussy…it’s a Candid camera, PUNK’D prank they forgot to do…but maybe as the world gets more perverted…they will do…..and not give me credit for my brilliant crafting of said prank “asking girls with cameltoe to show you the full pussy so you can get a before and after to know how the pant changes the pussy shape”…..

ANYWAY…with COVID popularity of activewear, leggings, girls being slutty exhbitionists looking for followers, the cameltoe is a legit thing….the Jenners and Hailey Baldwin does it, even when pregnant, because I guess it’s cleavage of this generation, now that they’ve all freed the nipple…or maybe they just like the way it feels when they walk as they walk through life…I mean I know of more than one girls who used to make themselves cum crossing their legs in class or at the office…a constant pressure from activewear should do the same thing….but since my vagina skews more penis even if tight pants look more like a pussy wedgie on me…..but this isn’t about me, it’s about them…all of them….all this pussy definition.

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