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2020

24

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

With less people traveling due to COVID because they are chicken shit and let the government and media influence their fun by guilting people tp stay inside like it is the responsible thing, tan lines may be at risk of being far less abundant this year for people from the north who normally travel south this time of year…..

However, there are obviously still those self involved sluts, sugar babies, and travel influencers who are a bit of both…who still travel, because they have “clients” who need them on their arm for New Years parties as the rich have different COVID rules and restrictions…if anything they have to celebrate all the money they’ve made off the market, bitcoin, or even in their own businesses thanks to the pandemic, and tropical places are good for that.

PLUS there are tanning beds, spray tans and other slutty things for sluts to get that tan line, just to show you where clothes are supposed to go…but aren’t currently….it’s some stripclub stripper shit and I like it….So Tanlines will survive COVID along with 99.8 percent of people who catch it…

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