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2020

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Dec

Sophie Mudd Gift Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd Christmas

What town is Sophie Mudd from, because we need to do some Erin Brockovich level of investigation in the chemical run-off in the water, or maybe the level of hormones in the chicken or dairy, because these tits are natural, yet so fucking unreal, it’s hard to really grasp what we are looking at….

Even harder to grasp is why Sophie Mudd decided 2020 was the year of not showing off her tits, where she was trying to reposition herself as a fashion not GASHION influencer, when really she only had her followers thanks to her GASHION influencing, which is a word I just made up that means showing the gash, even when the gash isn’t showing off actual gash but rather her massive tits, because it’s low hanging fruit, but doesn’t mean it’s the wrong kind of fruit to harvest…you know sometimes the logical and the easy is the way to go….and going off course from following your genetic inclination….of being a titty model…

It’s always the ones who have the gold, who don’t want to fully take advantage of the gold while trying to be something they aren’t, because they see their tits as a liability or as “people only like me for my tits”…yeah, who fucking cares, use them to get paid bitch…

Well, she’s using them to get paid bitch, and they are MONSTROUS and amazing….it’d be a tragedy if she didn’t take advantage of what she’s got because she’s insecure about being shameless with something she should be Shameless about…I mean the rest of her is whatever, these tits are fucking sent from heaven man…

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