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2020

28

Dec

Halsey Topless On Instagram of the Day

Halsey is some bullshit, even her tits are fake….I am pretty sure she’s just some club slut who lurked in the VIP area and fucked DJs that rolled through town, as girls do…it’s an artform as old as time, or at least as old as DJing, where these girls are just drawn to the man in the room making the music they stripper dance to…

I am from an era of DJs not making millions of dollars or selling out arenas, I mean there were a few EURO RASH Djs who are likely still around at 64 years old, that made the millions of dollars, but at the local level, those “raves” were monthly or less, so the local DJ was more of a thing…and those local DJs were local celebrities and in being local celebrities they’d have line-ups of the hottest pussy in the room waiting to fuck them because they were DJs….it was some moth to light bullshit…but hey, that’s how humanity works….

Even the local DJs who lived in shitty lofts getting paid 100 dollars a gig were pulling young models….because that’s how it worked…then in 2010, the DJ became the Rockstar and all these shitty DJs became gods making 10s of Millions of dollars a month doing the same old nonsense the Local DJ was….but the local pussy stayed the same level of thirsty, just for higher profile people, the kind of higher profile people that could make all their dreams come true if they put her vocals on one of their tracks…

So Halsey, the bitch who pretends she was a homeless addict, a story that the industyr fucking loves because they are all rich people and can’t imagine the suffering or torment from being homeless…I mean they are such creatives from their mansions, imagine being poor…yucky…

So in them buying her bullshit, she’s forever some club but no longer a club slut….but she’s posted some bolt on titty pic where you can’t really see her full titty scars thanks to the dumb make-up she’s got on, which I guess we can assume is part of one of her high concept music videos where she pushes her lies that aren’t high concept at all…but more a cash grab…cash grabbing…

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