I like to think that Milky Boobs Monday was my greatest achievement of 2020, you know after 16 years of doing a site that morphed into what I guess was a celebrity oriented site, despite hating celebs, I reclaimed my true passion for the internet, which has always been how weird people behave on the internet, because the internet has always appealed to freaks and now that the mainstream is on board, and I guess have a good 15 years being on board, they’re all morphing into weirdos of their own…oversharing, maybe not caring that their second life online is actually their first life, and their actual life is just the breaks they take between looking at their second life on their phone or emails….acting like their second life isn’t their first life…if you know what I mean..

If you don’t, it’s that 20 years ago, if you asked 99% of moms if they’d post pics of themselves squirting breast milk either sexually, or like it’s an achievement to have your breasts milk-filled the way they are designed, for dudes to celebrate the purpose of breasts while masturbating to them in action, like being excited when you see a dog doing the job it was bred for, only more perverted that seeing a hunting dog retrieve a fucking duck stuffed toy, because it involves breasts doing the job they are bred for….but yeah…if you did a survey at the local recently shredded by baby group 20 years ago asking if they’d be down to make fetish content for dudes really into breast milk…they’d call you sick, possibly make their husbands stop hanging out with you, leaving you scared and alone…but now…20 years later…that shit’s hit the suburbs and all these motherfuckers have gone nuts.

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