Courtney Stodden is sent from heaven…I mean…not really, but she’s been a lot of fun throughout her prolific career as the underage wife to one of the least famous actors in the history of acting, one of those actors you’re surprised doesn’t work at the grocery store doing deliveries or picking orders during the pandemic to pay their rent thanks to choosing a life of acting and committing so the people back home don’t realize you’re a failure..

If anything, her husband was the kind of actor that should make us all hop into acting, because clearly you get paid enough to get this bitch, even when you’re a fucking zero….

What I am trying to say is that I like Stodden, her move into weirdo sex tapes, now Only Fans, like who the fuck is paying for this shit….and not just from her but from all the creators on those platforms baiting people into buying shitty nudes…

Anyway, in this video, you can see her on the pole despite not being a stripper, in what I assume is more an exhibition of how her implants double as floatatation devices out of the water, like when you see a kid carrying 1000 helium balloons in the park floating….only the clown titty version…

I like it.

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