If you don’t live in a tropical place or if you’re not a politician or a celebrity travelling to all the luxurious tropical places over the holidays, while our broke asses were in lockdown over some bullshit virus that doesn’t kill nearly enough people….then you probably haven’t had solid dose of tanlines, you know after getitng girls back to your room to fuck….not that you do that but it’s fun to pretend…

If anything, you only get translines, which is when you do coke off a tranny prostitutes dick…and you can only afford that once every couple of months…

But I guess, there’s always tanning beds, which are closed here and spray tans, which are closed here, so maybe this is really all the tanline you’ll get…

You’re welcome.

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