I don’t know about you, but I am trying to give Lucy Hale a gynocological exam in these shorts because there’s not much else to do in a given day when every celebrity is annoyingly posting propaganda about yesterday’s events from their mansions to remind you how disconnected they are from the general public…
I figure if you’re going to wear tight shorts to be on trend for the paparazzi so that you keep getting those CW shows, in a “who the fuck did she fuck at CW, is her dad an EXEC at CW, she’s had a steady stream of DUDS but still gets work”….I man maybe the people involved like the way her body looks in her tight shorts…and out of her tight shorts while she lets them jerk off to her when they drop off her residual checks from Pretty Little Liars or whatever she was on….
I don’t find her all that interesting, but thanks to these shorts and my amateur gynocologist skills…you know it’s a hobby and a passion…I think I can make out herpes scars or it could be hemorrhoids…who knows….
I don’t know why she’s paying tribute to Steve Bing, but maybe she likes how he fucked Liz Hurley and denied being her baby daddy….before klling himself after writing their baby out of the will….seems weird….
Maybe she’s doing it for Bing Crosby…Christmas did just happen and he’s the unofficial FATHER CHRISTMAS…I know I play that album on repeat….because I also dream of a white Christmas..Holiday Inn is one of my favorite movies of all time…
BUT it could be her love of BINGO…a game for all to enjoy….including Steve Wynn who got his start in the BINGO business in the even you give a fuck….because Bingo is more than just community church activity, there’s real money in it…
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