I wonder if the pervert who invented fishnet stockings for prostitutes back in the 1800s knew they would be timeless classics….that girls everywhere who aren’t even prostitute would wear them….that High Fashion would make it ok for them to accessorize their Hilary Clinton looking dyke lawyer pant suit with a little racy hosiery….or that everyone on the internet would need outfits and props for their selfies to be the hottest version of themselves because of that whole second life shit is not your first life…

I am sure they didn’t predict that the economy would collapse, that lazy kids weren’t just for the rich and would funnel into all classes, that with inclusivity and diversity and things like sex positivity, they’d all be selling nudes to pay their rent instead of doing something that requires skill, training, effort, or being somewhere at a scheduled time, which is totally disrupting life…

I guess we have a lot to thank the inventor of Fishnet stockings for, because unlike the inventor of TV, Internet, Facebook, etc….he’s not the fucking devil trying to steal your fucking freedoms and life…he just wanted bitches looking their hottest and ready for a solid cocktease….to enhance nudity and to give it layers of mystery …how seductive.

I know I’m glad you can buy fishnets at the drugstore for under 10 dollars…because look at all these bitches in Fishnets.

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