Heather Graham is not dead yet…she’s still alive and doing her best to remind people she’s alive.

I am sure Heather Graham is a celebrity I’ve jacked off to. I typically hate celebrities for being overrated, especially in this era of hotter chicks finding followers and relevance, forcing the celebs, like Heather Graham to take a stab at that whole instagram thing…pretty pathetic, but they all chase relevance..

But yeah, I’d be surprised if I never jacked off to Heather Graham, it’s been a long fucking time since she first hit the scene and Boogie Nights was a life changing experience in the 90s….she was really hot at the time….had big tits and a hot 70s bush…wore roller skates….I mean she was introduced to us properly…

I guess she was hot in other movies she’s been in…just one of those celebs who has been jacked off to a lot by a lot of people….

She’s in her 50s now, so a little less exciting, but from this bikini pic as she struggles with COVID knowing she’s approaching the at risk age group, she still looks good…Maybe the lack of estrogen and higher testosterone that happens with menopause, or maybe it’s her WILL to live and not be forgotten as some old bitch, even though she’s made her money, there is always more money to be made.

What I am getting at, is at risk of being called a racist, I’d take this 50 year old over J.Lo any fucking day…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

HOWEVER, I am also buying into the LIE, because I want to believe the lie, since I am sure this is photoshopped…and any 50 year old can be made to look good when her bikini pics are shot 3 miles away!

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