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2021

15

Jan

Loren Gray Must be Augmented Reality of the Da

I saw something the other day about how augmented reality is the next big thing for the next decade along with FEMA camps, robotics to steal your job and other things like tracking software to track your every move and monetize your information…

I also saw something the other day about virtual models, which are basically really good quality 3D animations who do all the epic things regular models do, all without being real….you know created in a fucking computer and brands are flocking to these fake models with brand deals and other shit…to finally phase out the working woman….I guess..I mean I prefer real pussy but does it really make a difference when you’re fucking your screen regardless of real or not…

Then there’s this girl Loren Gray, who was the most followed lip syncher on an app that CHINA ended up buying and rebranding as TikTok, who despite being an unknown to most, has 21 million followers on IG, more on TikTok and is basically as big as the shitty Kardashians on the platform…which is why they gave her a record deal…

But looking at her pics and her face so filtered it is comedic and I’m here thinking that CHINA coded her, they are advanced technologically, they know AI / AR and how to manipulate dumb Americans, so it’d just be the ultimate win that their biggest star is a fucking line of code and not human…since she looks exactly like that with that filter on…so I hope she’s that….otherwise why the fuck is bitch so filtered, what kind of beard is she trying to hide….is she even a chick? WHO KNOWS….and more importantly…WHO CARES what kind of troll is being hidden…because believing the lie is less effort.

Remember – Loren is a boys name, even in this genderless world, she could have dick….the fact people praise this filtered faces “GORGEOUS” like it’s really them is another level of weird inclusivity….it’s like “if we all filter ourselves and act like we don’t, we can be ugly trolls and confuse people for years to come”….I don’t get it.

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