Allegra Cole is some ridiculous tits from Social Media, I’ve done a post on her before, back when I didn’t know her name, but knew I saw a star, the post was called WATERSLIDE DREAMS ….I don’t read anything I write after I click publish, but I am sure I wrote nothing but nice things about her riduclous clown tits, because I am of the school of thought that if you get your tits done, you gotta get them done on that extreme of a level, because why else would you even fucking bother…
Well, Allegra has worked her way into my heart today, because she is doing some titty content with a PUG, and for those of you who read the site, know I have a glorious black pug who is now an old man pug, but has been my best friend, colleague, companion, soul mate, life saving creator that endlessly brings me joy….and through my platonic relationship, I don’t do that peanut butter shit weird single women do, I am unable to love another dog breed quite as much….
So to see a pug puppy, one of my favorite things, in monster tits, one of my other favorite things, is basically perfection..
This is officially, after 16 years of doing the site, the holy grail I’ve been seeking….
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