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2021

19

Jan

Allegra Cole Loves Pugs of the Day

Allegra Cole is some ridiculous tits from Social Media, I’ve done a post on her before, back when I didn’t know her name, but knew I saw a star, the post was called WATERSLIDE DREAMS ….I don’t read anything I write after I click publish, but I am sure I wrote nothing but nice things about her riduclous clown tits, because I am of the school of thought that if you get your tits done, you gotta get them done on that extreme of a level, because why else would you even fucking bother…

Well, Allegra has worked her way into my heart today, because she is doing some titty content with a PUG, and for those of you who read the site, know I have a glorious black pug who is now an old man pug, but has been my best friend, colleague, companion, soul mate, life saving creator that endlessly brings me joy….and through my platonic relationship, I don’t do that peanut butter shit weird single women do, I am unable to love another dog breed quite as much….

So to see a pug puppy, one of my favorite things, in monster tits, one of my other favorite things, is basically perfection..

This is officially, after 16 years of doing the site, the holy grail I’ve been seeking….

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2020

11

Dec

Claudia Marie Dream Girl of the Day

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Claudia Marie is the influencer we all need..

That’s the problem with the internet or the trends of the internet and I am a victim of it….I apologize, I mean I don’t, but in theory I apologize..

The problem is that the MOST BORING people are the ones who end up at the top of the food chain, so people like me post them but at least when I post them I call them out for being garbage, while actual media companies praise them for being amazing creatures….but like anything mainstream, it’s garbage…even when it’s sleazy, so what goes viral or what is partner just fucking sucks…I can’t even go on instagram anymore, it’s just a garbage platform…

But…the internet is still the internet and we CANNOT forget that…what drew me into the internet in the first place was the weirdos, because it was filled with weirdos and still is but sometimes we forget the important things!!

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Posted in:Big Boobs

2020

09

Jun

Big Titty Flasher of the Day

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I came across this video of some HUGE boobs being flashed on reddit, so I dug a little deeper and found out that the big boobs, the REALLY big boobs belong to someone named ROCKET BABEY. I am sure that is not her given name, but in this world of what the fuck, who knows or really cares, have you seen her massive tits…tits that NEED to be let out and celebrated because of their sheer size…whether the host body is hot or not, no choice…

You can cee her instagram if you CLICK HERE

Where you will discover that along with her big tits, she’s also into KENDAMA, the toy of skill involving catching balls, but not the kind of balls you want her to catch with her mouth.

The world is fucking weird, but one thing I know is that huge tits get hits….

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2007

12

Oct

I am – Ivanka Trumps Rich Breasts of the Day

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I think I may be in love with Ivanka Trump. Not because she is hot but because I fall in love every time I leave my house, which isn’t as often as it probably should be meaning I am forced into falling in love with girls on the computer who I don’t know and will never know, but not because she’s got it going on, or because she’s got huge tits but because she’s got a huge bank account, and like most whores out there, I am willing to Anna Nicole Smith her ass because it would make for a good retirement fund, unfortunately she’s not 90, she just acts that age by being all studious with her business degree and all career oriented when she could be out getting fucked on camera while high on cocaine she bought from Lohan.

Either way, I did decide to leave my house and I am sitting next to some dude who is trying to seduce his girlfriend. I can only assume she doesn’t give him enough blow jobs and he figures charming her with his stupidities will make her feel special enough to take his load on her face. He just told her that he’s never fallen in love with a chick before her and that they were just pussy to him, but she’s something special….what his girlfriend doesn’t realize is that he never fell in love with a chick before, because there were no chicks, just cut outs from magazines in his wallet and posters on his wall. I guess this is what it’ll be like when you get your first girlfriend, I should ask him if he’s one of my 5 readers because you guys are way too similar for him to not be.

Look at Ivanka’s tits. They are big and they are rich. Like my penis, only the complete opposite, if you know what I mean….

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2007

10

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Tits of the Day

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So it turns out that Kim Kardashian’s got some reality TV show with her sister called “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and I am sure it’s going to be some next level shit that will change all our fucking lives. I am not really sure what Kim Kardashian does but I can only assume keeping up with her is pretty fucking easy. Other than the fact that we don’t have high powered lawyers as a father, who died and left us a huge inheritance to travel the world and attend events, or the fact that we don’t fuck black men on video for the world to see, or the fact that our asses, despite being 300 lbs aren’t as big as hers, I think the only real challenges this bitch faces is putting on a pair of jeans in the morning.

Reality is that I like to think I am going to the top, and will have my own show called Keeping up with Jesus Martinez, that would involve me sitting on a computer all day and drinking myself into the gutter all night, but not at those trendy clubs, I am talking a bottle of whiskey and a park. I am not going to the top because I am talent or because I have any readers or any prospects but I like to think I am because I have a slutty reader who wants to fuck me and that shit makes me feel like a star. She’s got daddy issues and I am all about daddy issues. She probably has a boyfriend or husband and she is probably 200 pounds and likes videogames and jogging pants, but I don’t care. I like the attention. I am the flavor of the month for her and she’ll be done with this site in the next couple of weeks, but right now I guess she gets off to what I write. It’s too bad that the real me is a lot less interesting and attractive as I make myself out to be. If I ever made my way to California where she lives, which is always possible cuz I hate my wife, and set up a little meeting with her to get her to let me watch her shower, she’d only look at me in disgust and call the police. See you and me really do have a lot in common. Only difference is that bitches aren’t leaving you these kinds of messages.

Listen to the Message She Left Me Today .

Either way, here are pics of Kim Kardashian’s tits at the premiere of her shitty show….

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2007

10

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's Tits of the Day

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So it turns out that Kim Kardashian’s got some reality TV show with her sister called “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and I am sure it’s going to be some next level shit that will change all our fucking lives. I am not really sure what Kim Kardashian does but I can only assume keeping up with her is pretty fucking easy. Other than the fact that we don’t have high powered lawyers as a father, who died and left us a huge inheritance to travel the world and attend events, or the fact that we don’t fuck black men on video for the world to see, or the fact that our asses, despite being 300 lbs aren’t as big as hers, I think the only real challenges this bitch faces is putting on a pair of jeans in the morning.

Reality is that I like to think I am going to the top, and will have my own show called Keeping up with Jesus Martinez, that would involve me sitting on a computer all day and drinking myself into the gutter all night, but not at those trendy clubs, I am talking a bottle of whiskey and a park. I am not going to the top because I am talent or because I have any readers or any prospects but I like to think I am because I have a slutty reader who wants to fuck me and that shit makes me feel like a star. She’s got daddy issues and I am all about daddy issues. She probably has a boyfriend or husband and she is probably 200 pounds and likes videogames and jogging pants, but I don’t care. I like the attention. I am the flavor of the month for her and she’ll be done with this site in the next couple of weeks, but right now I guess she gets off to what I write. It’s too bad that the real me is a lot less interesting and attractive as I make myself out to be. If I ever made my way to California where she lives, which is always possible cuz I hate my wife, and set up a little meeting with her to get her to let me watch her shower, she’d only look at me in disgust and call the police. See you and me really do have a lot in common. Only difference is that bitches aren’t leaving you these kinds of messages.

Listen to the Message She Left Me Today .

Either way, here are pics of Kim Kardashian’s tits at the premiere of her shitty show….