Dove Cameron is some very famous Disney kid who is all damaged thanks to her dad’s suicide and the whole being sold to an industyr that is EVIL and destroys lives, but it’s all so Glamourous, I mean what’s a little destroying of a soul when you can be all famous and shit…right…that people who you don’t give a fuck about giving a fuck about you is not as anxiety inducing as it sounds…..even though it FUCKING should be…I mean it’s probably a substantially better life not being known by basically anyone but these people are conditioned to think it’s better the other way cuz you make more money that way….anyway, all nonsens….
HOWEVER, Dover Cameron who looks like she’s a porn chick, has done a softcore dive into the slutty nude selfie, but posting up a pic of her nude body’s shadow, where you can see how perky her tit is, assuming it is her tit, in some new obscure, even creepy kind of nude….SHADOW porn…like SHADOW boxing…only you look like less of an asshole doing it…plus more people have jerked off to the shadow nudes than shadow boxing….but those who have jerked off to their shadow boxing, back lighting themselves, probably appreciate that their distorted dick shadow from the right angle looks like an actual penis and not a big clitoris they are used to…I mean you’ve all gone outside on sunny days and your shadow makes you look like you’re 8 feet tall…same thing but for dicks…
What I am getting at is this subtle instagram whoring through shadows is what campground shadow puppet show dreams are made of….I wonder what her asshole’s shadow looks like and if her asshole sees it’s own shadow does winter last 12 more months????
Maybe this is just that, Groundhog Day fetish content…you know keeping the nudes thematic…since Groundhog’s day is in a week or two….or maybe it’s a way to show tit without getting dropped by your label…agents…etc as they try to clean up the internet because it’s gone too PORNY…
I don’t have the answers, because I don’t even know what I just rambled on about…and I barely know who DOVE CAMERON is.
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