Erika Christensen Nude of the Day

2021

Jan

Erika Christensen probably had her big breakout as a slutty actress you’d want to jack off to back in 2002, when she was 20, in Swimfan, which my friend’s creepy dad used to fucking love. Anytime I’d go over to their apartment he’d be watching it….I’ve never seen the show but assume it’s about slutty swim team shit…because all those Olympic sports are riddled with perverted young people who tour together, stay in hotels together, and get their fuck on together…but I could be wrong…since I’ve never watched the movie…..meaning reading what I just said was a huge waste of your time. GOOD THING no one read it…

That said, Erika Christensen, a 38 year old mom of 2 is still out there trying…she hasn’t been in any movies since 2017, any TV since 2019, any music videos since 2019…so she’s a fucking slacker….

She’s a Scientologist, so even giving her some press for trying to be slutty, becasue lazy people know getting slutty gets the most views and views are fucking everything….especially when you’re part of the Scientology organization of spinning celebrity stories while controlling the interest of their church and the narrative of the people in the church…I mean even Danny Masterson will get off from the Rape charges because Scientology always wins…

I think what it comes down to is that not all nudes are the same, they are not equal like “all humans are” according to the woke, even if that’s a fucking lie they are just ignoring since they’ve clearly never heard of the 1% who are better than the equal masses of idiots they sell to…

But yeah, these nudes fucking suck, what’s with this artistry with the poses you fucking loser…