Chelsea Handler is some old as shit comedian who wanted to be more than some comedian but ended up running with it because at the time people liked cunty bitches who were cunty towards the celebrities she interviewed, it was an angle that wouldn’t work today, because you have to jerk everyone off with your hand and mouth so that they don’t get triggered and start crying like the weak victims they are….instead of just going along with the joke, they have to fight the joke, since we’ve all become robots who don’t know how to joke..unless it involves sharing a BERNIE meme….weird world..

I am not defending Handler’s comedy, I am just saying she was able to get where she got after failing as an actress because male comedians who helped her out, were into a girl with fake tits wanting to be a comedian and willing to fuck them in the process…

SHe is consistently half naked on her social media, showing off her fake tits, since they are an add on item she purchased and I definitely don’t think it’s something to jack off to, but if a bitch grabs her tits crying for people to notice her, it’s still worth looking at, even if it’s garbage…thanks to the whole tit thing…

Until we see a spread ass Chelsea handler playing connect the dots with her old lady hemorrhods, or HPV/HSV scars…I won’t think she’s falling deep into obscurity, but she will…we will get the sex tape or the masturbation scene…the next Maitland Ward over here potentially…it just all depends on how rich she got the 10 years she mattered….probably too rich….but fame and relevance is a hell of a drug and when you gotta chase it there’s only one easy way to do it…SLUT THE FUCK OUT…

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