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2021

28

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Canada is talking about upping the travel restrictions, not that I travel, but what an attack on people’s freedoms, if you want to go to the beach with either some bitches you meet on the internet because you can finally afford to pretend to be a baller with your free government money and the travel discounts, so you can take them to an all inclusive resort in cuba to fuck for like 1000 dollars for two…..just make sure they sign that release form / consent form, you don’t want that biting you in the ass…but no…the government doesn’t like you getting fucked, they prefer to be the ones doing the fucking…..so NO TANLINES FOR YOU….

But since we live our new existence through a screen, which isn’t anything new to me, I am actually already over it and hate the screen, but yeah…we don’t need to travel..we can just remain prisoners over a virus that BARELY KILLS anyone, that they are basically just going to phase out because they know it’s all bullshit, and that people will just be so happy to go back to normal that they won’t ask questions…

We are all pawns…tax paying pawns…

But luckily, while living in our own prisons, we can turn to the internet for a bunch of tanlines, because ultimately, you know as well as I do that you’re not going anywhere with bitches who have tanlines, not even the stripclub….so pics work and here they are.

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