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2021

29

Jan

Julianne Hough in Activewear of the Day

Julianne Hough has been on a 10 year Rumspringa after escaping mormonism to become a Mormon gone wild because I guess she was in one of those Sister-Wife type Mormon sects that made her have sex with her brother possibly for John Smith or Jebediah, but potentially to make them more in sync as professional dance partners….I don’t know the story…but I know she’s fucked in the head, a victim of abuse, and probably a typical religious person who turned her back on the church and is now lost as she navigates the evil and perverted Hollywood industry where the likes of Ryan Seacrest fucks her up the ass…while doing coke…and other designer drugs in his 100 million dollar house that ELLEN once owned because they are the same person….

That said, Julianne Hough, the dancer who potentially fucked her brother for her Church is pushing some activewear and you know Mormon’s gone wild are fun…so this is fun…I guess…but it’s COVID so who even knows what fun is anymore anyway.

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