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2021

01

Feb

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake of the Day

Natalie Alyn Lind is most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky, which I’ve actually seen thanks to streaming apps existing, even free ones here in Canada, where I can watch ad supported TV like it was actual TV, only at my choosing of when I want to watch it….

The show is about Montana which I fucking love because I’m a fucking cowboy….but the show is pretty dumb as you’d expect by Disney Owned network TV…but I get what they are trying to do….

It’s some Human Trafficking, Dirty Cop working with a creepy trucker, abducting this bitch and burying her in a shipping container before selling her off…you know make a honest worker out of her while society frowns because they don’t think forced sex work is real work even though all sex work is forced even when the girls seem into it…because they are addicted to the easy money.

That was my TV show review, I don’t do them often, but when I do, you realize why I don’t…and why I am not part of the FILM CRITICS union or invited to the Golden Globes or Foreign Press awards despite technically being Foreign Press..

That said, Alyn Lind, was born in LA to an obscure slutty mom, who worked as an actress in things….she has sisters who are also actors…and she’s doing big things…but none quite as big as her tits….because they are big tits.

That’s all I got.

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