I am sure if you went through the archives of the site, and you won’t, but if you did, you would see that I am a big Amanda Seyfriend fan….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s some useless, garbage celebrity because that overrides or supercedes anything positive you’d say about these idiots….you know a little DISCLAIMER…I a m a big Amanda Seyfried fan, BUT she is an actress, therefore that’s like being the fan of the nicest dog shit you see at the dog part that some asshole didn’t pick up because it is winter…

Now that I’ve cleared that up….the reasons I like Seyfriend are:

1- She would do 1 nudie movie and 1 shitty mainstream Disney level movie in the same year….so she’d get that mainstram money and we’d get her tits…you know cuz she’s an artist….

2- She has big tits on her small frame, always a win…whether those tits are real or not, I don’t care, they are tits and NOTHING is real.

3- LOHAN fucking hates her, they were in Mean Girls together and Seyfried was basically the Lohan replacement in at least 2 movies I can think of, there were probably more, and despite being a Lohan fan first, I like cat fights….and yes, I still think Lohan will win an Oscar, I’ve been saying it for years, it will happen….because LOHAN supercedes all….

4 – She gets naked in movies..which I guess is number 1, but all we care about here…

So….I guess Seyfried now that she’s been ruined through childbirth….is back on the scene, hence the media she’s doing, pantsless looking hot…so this is a welcome back, she’s hot and I never think celebs are hot…so there.

Here she is breast feeding for woman free the nipple empowerment or some shit…

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