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2021

04

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

So….when a 46 year old Victoria’s Secret model puts on that thong bikini…it eventually starts to look like that 46 year old ass….because there are only so many squats you can do before biting the bullet and getting that bralizian butt lift, I mean she is from Brazil after all and has an round ass reputation to live up to…but instead delivers this long and sad faced ass, with the cheek being sucked into the asshole…because maybe her asshole has vacuum like properties, it would explain why she had so much success as a VS model when always looking way too average to me….at the time of her peak with the brand…she was always mid-tier…whether she had longevity or not, outliving the contenders or not, it doesn’t mean she was the best of their army….last man standing doesn’t mean best man standing…

That said, she’s wearing a skimpy white bikini and I like skimpy white bikinis, plus the old, smaller, saggier ass is still hot to me…because a mid-tier VS model is far better than any rugged cheap street hooker I’ve had sex with….I mean do you realize how far gone you have to be to be street hooker in this era of technology…pretty fucking hurting bro…

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