Tanline Thursday is a wonderful day to remind me that not all bitches are pasty, half dead, meth addicts, who haven’t seen the sun in at least a year, in part because they are half dead, but then there’s the whole covid thing getting in the way of their spray tans that they use to appear less half dead…

Tans look healthy…and tanlines let us see just how white the bitch is…you know because white is not inclusive so we must boycott all these girls in brown face…use tanlines as a way to confirm their racism…or stare at the places bikinis or underwear once were before the spray down, or sunbathe down…who fucking cares, tanlines are hot.

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