Cayley King is some bulldog faced “model” who without the tits looks a little too Sandra Bernhard for my liking, but I’ll assume that she’s not Sandra Bernhard’s daughter, since Bernhard is a lesbian and lesbian can’t have babies, god would frown on that….right?

But Cayley King has the tits, and that’s what matters, it makes that Bernhard face look better that it would without the tits, kind of like the actual Sandra Bernhard, because from my memory of her on Roseanne, she had tits.

I just googled her and as it turns out, she has a kid, despite god looking down on that kind of thing…

But this isn’t about Bernhard, it’s about Cayley King…who is best known as Kaia Gerber’s brother’s girlfriend, moving in on a GERBER, knowing they are rich as fuck, that their mom is Cindy Crawford, and what better way to get noticed before the rich kid lost his mind and ended up in rehab because he grew up amongst the rich and evil of Malibu and that’s hard for some people to survive…

That said, Cayley King, who’s body looks a little too much like it matches the big tits, only she knows her angles to make her seem like she’s less fat, is still trying out there in the form of bikini pics, which workout nicely, since she’s got those tits, knows her angles, and brings it….whatever it may be….it’s something.

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