Cayley King is an Indiana born model, she’s 23 and a Virgo….she started her modeling at 16….and her claim to fame is that she dated Cindy Crawford’s son, Presley, to try to get herself famous…or working…you know all these clout chasers who move to LA need to figure out who to fuck to get some sort of security in this evil industry that makes stars…or bottom feeding hookers….the lines are pretty blurred and many of the stars you know today started as bottom feeding hookers and a lot of the hot models of instagram you assume are making money are just doing that to secure rich dudes to pay their rent…even when they are hot…because LA is where the hot people go to try to monetize and there’s just not enough room for every hot person to monetize outside of sex work…

That’s not to say that Cayley King is a hooker, but I guess we’re all hookers in our own right, taking it up the ass figuratively and sometimes literally to get by….

She’s posing in some underwear from the right angle for some instagram brand and I like it..

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Cayley King is some bulldog faced “model” who without the tits looks a little too Sandra Bernhard for my liking, but I’ll assume that she’s not Sandra Bernhard’s daughter, since Bernhard is a lesbian and lesbian can’t have babies, god would frown on that….right?

But Cayley King has the tits, and that’s what matters, it makes that Bernhard face look better that it would without the tits, kind of like the actual Sandra Bernhard, because from my memory of her on Roseanne, she had tits.

I just googled her and as it turns out, she has a kid, despite god looking down on that kind of thing…

But this isn’t about Bernhard, it’s about Cayley King…who is best known as Kaia Gerber’s brother’s girlfriend, moving in on a GERBER, knowing they are rich as fuck, that their mom is Cindy Crawford, and what better way to get noticed before the rich kid lost his mind and ended up in rehab because he grew up amongst the rich and evil of Malibu and that’s hard for some people to survive…

That said, Cayley King, who’s body looks a little too much like it matches the big tits, only she knows her angles to make her seem like she’s less fat, is still trying out there in the form of bikini pics, which workout nicely, since she’s got those tits, knows her angles, and brings it….whatever it may be….it’s something.

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You gotta wonder why this Cayley King has a hysterectomy scar….or maybe it’s from a C-Section…you know getting knocked up and selling those babies to finance your instagram model dreams…you just need the right level of rich dudes to cum in you and that’s probably easier than actually trying to do good things to get you notoriety…it’s a society of lazy as shit….why bother working at something when you can take a selfie and get more money, attention, hype in a solid three minutes…

You also gotta wonder if her lips are real, or did she jack them up to match that BILL COSBY nose…..that’s only racist if you read that racist…BILL COSBY has a wide fucking nose….the fact I have to walk you through this like a retard is ridiculous…it’s not a race thing assholes..

Anyway, we are in an era where all these people are jacking themselves up because it’s normalized, but not getting the nose jobs they may need….Not that I am pro plastic surgery, it’s just a how do you decide to go with lips while keeping nose, or did she just photoshop herself weirdly…it is the internet and she is an IG whore

More importantly, how are these two pics the same person? I guess it’s the angles which along with plastic surgery, photoshop, is key to the IG lie…BITCH knows her angle.

You may wonder who this is, I guess her claim to fame was fucking Cindy Crawford’s son…Lupus Gerber or whatever the fuck his name is, I mean they probably just call him the dude who they keep catching sniffing Kaia’s panties…

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Cayley King is Joey King’s hot sister, at least when showing off her tits in a bikini…because she looks a lot like Joey King….but with tits in a bikini because she needs to be tits in the bikini as she’s only rocking under 100k followers on instagram which in this era is basically 0….there are cashiers at your local grocery stores with more fans and they haven’t been on TV like Cayley and they don’t have a sister with 20 million followers because Joey King is way more famous than I thought she was….at least on Instagram…which is where it counts…

I know you’re probably like me and you’re into the sister fetish, always fun to want to fuck the sister of basically any celebrity, or your wife…because sisters are genetically so close, but a totally different person, so it’s not like you’re cheating…

I usually like the unsuccessful sisters best because they’ve been trained to think they aren’t as good, you know born losers…even if they are better than the average, they aren’t the best in their family and I like the insecurity that creates….it’s all about focusing on the losers….and luckily Cayley is a loser because she’s gotta show bikini pics to let us know she’s worthy….THE way nature intended…

I know, this world of MeToo, Rape Culture, Objectification of Women, Sexualizing of women all being bad things, only to do it in a different format for the exact same results is weird…but at least we get to remain perverts. They can’t take that from us!

I am more into her SHITTY ART because shitty art always makes me laugh…

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I don’t think Cayley King is Elvis’ daughter, but they have the same last name, which is so fucking wild….I don’t even thing she’s Martin Luther King’s daughter either, she’d be far too young for that…..maybe she’s related to Joey King and her sister the other King….but her famous relative check is irrelevant, I don’t know why I always feel the need to figure out the origin story of a set of tits for the sake of a post that is really just about the tits, we don’t need a background check, or to know what she’s about, what she does, or how she ended up fucking Cindy Crawford’s son…whether she’s Malibu based with rich parents or just some trash from Florida that moved to California because she had a couch to sleep on doesn’t make her tits any more (or less) interesting…

This is a slutty selfie, that’s all it is, that’s all that matters, if you want to give it a name, the name is Cayley King, but why bother, there are 1000s of pics like this being posted by 1000s of girls as hot or hotter…the whole branding the slutty selfie is not very inclusive or communist as we should all have the same name so that we can’t be discriminated in our uniqueness…

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Cayley King is marketed as a model, she apparently rose to prominence, not that she’s really prominent, was when she was having sex with Cindy Crawford’s son, who as of now is the one they call Pressley, because Kaia’s confusion and rebellion where she goes full dyke, then full dude, thanks to all the fucked up grooming done to her growing up, because you know, the parents wanted her to do the whole model thing, I mean they had her working at 14 or 15 and not for money, they all have all the money they need, but for some other rich and greedy person dream I don’t understand because I eat canned beans for dinner and not because I’m a vegan…

Anyway, this one, probably a rich kid, if not definitely a rich kid fucker and I like her outfit of choice in this shoot…in part because the only porn I had growing up was Debbie Does Dallas…but also because I love that cowgirl shit…even if it’s trending and thus lame as fuck…it’s still Americana goodness.

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Despite popular belief, Cayley King is not Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her instagram has Black Lives Matter white people appropriating the black plight and trying to make it their own because they like Hip Hop music put out by white owned record labels.

I guess popular belief isn’t that Cayley King is Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, because she’s only got 64k followers and those could very well be Russian Bot followers and her comments on her posts from some India based comment farm call center…

She is however some groupie who managed to fuck Cindy Crawford’s son for a period of time, which is probably a big deal for some sugar baby in LA trying to do that aspiring model thing…but if she was a thirsty as she seems, she should have more followers….

I guess she’s alright as she’s farting in her friend’s face with her pretty sloppy for a model body, but I guess you don’t need fitness to model anymore, they got photoshop for that.

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I don’t know who this fat girl in a bathing suit is, but after much research she’s apparently some bullshit instagram type model with the big tits, who probably knows the angles to divert the big everything else, as most girls do….because it looks like she’s pregant or a fat old man with his shorts up to his fucking neck….or a fat 45 year old mom who is on a CRUISE before COVID killed off the grandparents and CRUISE industry….ready to dabble in a bikini recommended by OPRAH for all mom body types…you know housewife shit.

She does not look like a hot young thing ready to take over the other hot young things of instagram…but it does look like a mommy blogger getting wild on quarantine…or at least a young thing ready to eat the food of all the other hot things…

Maybe it’s fat shaming, maybe that’s what you get when you post pics of your bikini over your fat ass belly.

KEEP IN MIND…this is FACETUNED / PHOTOSHOPPED and she STILL looks like a mom….you’re probably into that you fucking weirdo.

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Cayley King is some weird faced but trending model and these are her quarantine looks FROM HER INSTAGRAM

What’s with the jeans girl, isn’t the whole point of quarantine to be pantsless everyday…and if you’re going to wear pants…make sure they are elastic band pants so that you can fit all your snacks in…but she’s already busting out of her bra so I guess she doesn’t need ssnacks…

She’s some 23 year old who was dating Cindy Crawford’s son, which for an aspiring model is smart moves…and who fucking cares, just look at the tit in a bra for her Quarantine looks because all I care about is that these girls of any caliber and any level in her career or success curve…is being slutty in some capacity or another because THAT is what matters.

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