Jade Chynoweth is being nice and racy on social media while pretending it’s just a casual workout, despite her being in a bikini, which is clearly not just a casual workout, it’s more of a strategically planned masturbation inducing workout by design….

If this was about the workout alone, the deep stretches to get your mobility up, since mobility is apparently linked to longevity, as I sit here hunched like some kind of pretzel, it wouldn’t be in a bikini….

It is in a bikini because she wants to make as much noise as she can since everything done in a bikini gets more views…

You probably don’t know who Jade Chynoweth is, but she was in STOMP THE YARD movies, so you know she’s low level…a trained dancer who prior to dancing in movies also danced on stage…and I guess still does…

She’s been in the FENTY lingerie shows, she’s done dyke shit with Halsey on network television, and she continues to slut in content because when you’re a professional dancer, stripper is always the back-up plan, so she knows exactly what she’s doing here….and like most women will likely complain at men for creepily sexualizing an innocent workout video on social media…because obviously we’re going to sexualize this, she’s basically showing her fucking butthole…

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