I saw these pics of Sydney Sweeney yesterday, I don’t know what they are for, I probably should have posted them yesterday, since I am in the business of repurposing other people’s content instead of making my own, not that this is a business but you get what I am saying..

It’s like “thanks asshole” we saw that yesterday, you even linked it…

But I guess I am as mesmorized, impressed, happy about Sydney Sweeney’s big tits as the next guy…because I do remember her before EUPHORIA, you see FINGER ON THE FUCKING PULSE of pop culture, I know things before they happen so long as they have breasts…and usually after most people know things…but before the MASS population know things…It’s a weird place to be….

So I noticed her in her pre-Euphoria acting, where they hit her tits, so when they released her tits, I was like “YOU CLEVER HOLLYWOOD AGENTS AND YOUR HOLDING OUT THE GOODS FOR THE BIG REVEAL”….knowing they had a secret weapon in their back pockets because tits get a lot of hits…and she’s got a lot of tits….all while rocking a small frame.

She’s not insanely hot, no actors are, but she’s got those tits and that propels her to the top of the relevant acting charts in an era of “we’re all a bunch of perverts’…

So old news, doesn’t mean it’s bad news, when Sweeney’s young starlet on the rise has her tits squeezed together in a bikini top…

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