I remember a time when models and actresses and celebrities needed a publication to get naked or half naked to…and it’d be a big deal when you’d see them stripped down….

You can probably remember in your own lifetime when certain celebs were cast in half naked shoots that blew your fucking mind because we were simpler people then..

Whether it was for Playboy or one of the men’s magazines or even a brand….it would be HUGE fucking news and reposition the celebrity as someone you thought you wanted to fuck to someone you definitely knew you wanted to fuck because you just spent the last 8 hours jacking off to her…

Well…those days have been replaced with celebrities producing their own half naked shit, that gets lost amongst the clutter of all the half naked shit out there, so they just keep on pushing the half naked shit as hard as they can to make it count, and Bella Thorne has been pretty masterful at that….I mean she got the tits, she has the mom who does the same shameless sell nude shit, she’s got the audience and the whole thing is almost more fun knowing it didn’t come with a big pay day from a brand or magazine, I mean Hef used to pay celebs real fucking big dollar payouts to strip down…but now these girls just have thirsty, desperate, losers throwing out their credit cards to get access to content that isn’t even nude..

Bella Thorne doesn’t get naked because she wants to walk to line of “edgy”….to seem like she’s not some Disney puppet…while still being edgy and I guess that works for me because I get to see a half naked bitch who looks like she smells like Chicken Soup…and butthole…and I guess it works out for her because she gets paid by the losers to continue this strategy….even launching her own OnlyFans management company for other whores she co-signs since the money in that good…and if it encourages more whores…and produces more half naked content…I dig it…

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