I have this theory on Barbara Palvin, besides her being the Patsy who took the diversion from the media or her PR team, back when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the VS fashion show, like the pervert weirdo Miranda Kerr was before dating a series of billionaires like a money grubbing cunt model who thinks she’s above dating millionaires…you know the type…
But yeah, this was the FALL GUY, the Lee Harvey Oswald…all the other players that the media has turned into the enemy of the state to divert from the real enemy…not that being an 18 year old model fresh from HUNGARY fucking Bieber was all that criminal or pissed off basically anyone…the kind of “I’ll take the blame for the press” rather than “I’ll take the fall to protect some married Australian sugar baby”….but you get what I am saying….and that is that it has nothing to do with my theory on Barbara Palvin…
My theory on Palvin is that they thought she was too big for the brand, because she had gained weight, and they replaced her with the AIDS looking Cancer Ridden Looking, even with the fake titties, Stella Maxwell…who had stuck her lesbian talons in this Hungarians back and used their friendship to get in with the casting people at VS…and instead of the world being about PALVIN, they got into Stella Maxwell….
I could be wrong…I mean these are fourth hand stories and conclusions I’ve drawn from them….but I do know she was fat, they didn’t do fat, she got replaced until the people of the internet cried about how VS doesn’t use big girls, so they gave this one more coverage she deserved…
Yes, she’s not typically Plus Sized, especially not by American standards of everyone is obese so all these models look skinny compared to the 600 pound lifer you stick your dick in…but she was plus sized for VS standards….and now she’s conveniently back…but not looking plus sized for a model at all…but that could be because I stick my dick in 600 pound lifers and seeing ribs besides the one stuffed in her purse, or stuck between her belly folds like she’s saving it for later, even though it’s already been sucked dry….is excitement to me….
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