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2021

18

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Whether the majority of the USA is under some weird storm or the aftershock of some weird storm….despite being something us Canadians deal with daily….the Tanline LIVES ON…

It is the beacon of hope that the summer will comeback to us, so that our COVID Lockdown bullshit will be replaced with SUNSHINE…while still locked down….and that sunshine will kiss the bodies of girls with nothing better to do than to tan in their bikinis as running an internet business of selling nudes takes less than an hour a day, leaving lots of time to sunbathe.

These TANLINES are either SPRAY TANS keeping the DREAM alive, or girls who live in hot places who can still get tanlines, or TRASHY girls who do the whole tanning bed because skin cancer fear can’t thwart their TANLINE efforts…and I am into tanlines…they are hot.

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