Salma Hayek posed a picture of her soaking wet with the caption I’m ready “rain on me” which I assume is code for being peed on…but I am not too sure…I am not one of those rich guys who buys super famous women to pee on so I can’t really relate….I don’t even pee on the crackwhores I give money to…it’s a little too degrading for my liking, even if they are begging for it…since younger people are really into peeing on…while old fucks like me remember the first time a girl “squirted” on us during sex, that musky cat piss smell….thinking…”that bitch just peed on me”…..

That’s not to say I haven’t peed on a girl, it just means I don’t pee on girls. There’s a difference…

As it turns out, Salma Hayek, who has been hot her entire acting career in part because of her big Lebanese / Mexican titties…is still hot in her 50s…in part because of her big lebanese / mexican titties….we call them SHWARMA TACO….or I guess we’d call her vagina that…maybe this is more of a Tomale…I’m not a foodie…I don’t have the answers…

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