What the fuck am I going to say about tanlines, I should put up a poll where you tell me what I should write about tanlines, because I’ve already said it’s hot, it’s slutty, it frames the good parts and reminds us that we’re seeing what the sun didn’t see….it’s the best accessory…like smoke signals saving people lost in the woods….or lights on the RUNWAY….guiding us to the areas of a woman’s body we should probably put our mouths…

But as inspiring and hot as Tanlines are…I have nothing to really say about them because week in and week out it’s just a bunch of fucking tanlines…clickbait for you to click on…so get clicking you click fuck.

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