Candace Cameron Bure is in her bikini for Jesus…

You know since she’s a weirdo Christian that is one of those uncomfortably Christian, despite posting pics of her husband feeling her up, defending herself with some “GOD SUPPORTS HUSBANDS AND WIVES PRODUCING TITTY GRABBING PORN”…and I guess her God also supports 45 year old women in bikinis, because they aren’t over 50 yet, so they haven’t quite hit the cut off age, that I’ve always thought was 30 before realizing that 40 year olds still sexualize themselves even if they shouldn’t…but with the botox and fitness and shit it’s not the 40 you remember…which is good….

I don’t know the motivation of the bikini pics for Jesus, but there’s likely some good family programming in here somewhere as you look at her pussy mound thinking about her multiple babies she’s been graced with thanks to the good lord…even if the bikini pics are obviously shameless, designed for attention, or posted in exchange for money…all very ANTI-Christian reasons…but DJ TANNER yo…

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