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2021

29

Jul

DJ Tanner’s Bible Erotica of the Day

DJ Tanner is a Cameron and as you know the Cameron’s are a crazy religious family…

At least Kirk is marketed that way…but what I’ve learned in the last year and a half is that the people that the mainstream spin off as being crazy or discount as being crazy aren’t actually the crazy ones.

They just don’t like what they are saying, or what they are pushing, so they turn the world against you….

I’ve also learned in the last year and a half, that we really don’t know much as a people, and there’s a lot of unknown powers out there, so it took seeing EVIL at work for me to question the whole emptiness that is atheism, because if these people are so into Satan, there’s gotta be good out there….

When you see that EVIL is hard a work, that these people are EVIL, it’s pretty easy to CHOOSE good.

Since I fucking hate those people and realize that 18 years of tearing down shitty celebs who are over hyped, over paid, disappointing as fuck because they are hardly impressive, pushing other people’s thoughts for their personal gain, and are just paid fucking liars….is actually doing the GOOD work..and that I am on the right side of evil…despite posting all these tits…

But this isn’t about me, this is about Candace Cameron being criticized for making the bible erotic in her short short video set to Lana Del Ray….like a naughty fit 45 year old Christian, who still has a god given vagina that she likes to make squirt…

The lyrics to the song she’s dancing to are:

Baby, I’m a gangsta too and it takes two to tango
You don’t wanna’ dance with me, dance with me
Honey, I’m in love with you if you don’t feel the same,
Boy, you don’t wanna’ mess with me, mess with me
I’m a jealous, jealous, jealous girl
If I can’t have you baby, if I can’t have you baby
Jealous, jealous, jealous girl
If I can’t have you baby, no one else in this world can

What the fuck’s that mean?

So, I am not a religious person, I don’t trust religious celebrities because their jobs are Evil and I feel the two are mutually exclusive….so I write them off as fakers…..but her brother KIRK did piss off a lot of people by organizing a Caroling event despite COVID lockdowns….because COVID’s a joke…and I appreciate that…but prefer her in a bikini…

She’s also got a Jesus (not this Jesus Martinez I am Sure) loving Daughter named Natasha who looks good on instagram, also something I don’t think the real Jesus she worships would be into…but all these people are deluded fucks.

All this to say, you should choose good not evil, the media’s destroyed religion for generations….don’t follow their lead…they want you to have no faith, no soul, on meds, consuming. Shape up Boy.

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2021

03

Mar

Candace Cameron Bure’s DJ TANNER Bikini Pics of the Day

Candace Cameron Bure is in her bikini for Jesus…

You know since she’s a weirdo Christian that is one of those uncomfortably Christian, despite posting pics of her husband feeling her up, defending herself with some “GOD SUPPORTS HUSBANDS AND WIVES PRODUCING TITTY GRABBING PORN”…and I guess her God also supports 45 year old women in bikinis, because they aren’t over 50 yet, so they haven’t quite hit the cut off age, that I’ve always thought was 30 before realizing that 40 year olds still sexualize themselves even if they shouldn’t…but with the botox and fitness and shit it’s not the 40 you remember…which is good….

I don’t know the motivation of the bikini pics for Jesus, but there’s likely some good family programming in here somewhere as you look at her pussy mound thinking about her multiple babies she’s been graced with thanks to the good lord…even if the bikini pics are obviously shameless, designed for attention, or posted in exchange for money…all very ANTI-Christian reasons…but DJ TANNER yo…

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2021

02

Feb

Candace Cameron Shows You How Jesus Freaks Do Fitness of the DAy

I find it hard to accept any narcissistic piece of shit celebrity who in this case was Raised in Hollywood, likely GROOMED in Hollywood, along with her brother who was also sold to Hollywood, to be the SITCOM family on record like they were the other celebrity kids of the 90s like the Lawrences, Woah….or the Savages….SAVAGE…and whoever the fuck else..there were a bunch of them….

Because Hollywood is a fucking sleazy place filled with predators and sleazy people…which would likely be why you’d find god when getting out of it…

But all these Jesus freaks in Hollywood, still produce pornographic content you can jerk off to.

I know 45 year old moms aren’t really your standard porn to jerk off to, but if you were a TGIF on ABC fan watching full house, it might sill something you’re into.

I mean I know Maitland Ward’s porn success was 100 percent due to her Boy Meets World “Hot Chick” role, it just wouldn’t have happend for her, the whole deep dicked by Black dudes would not have happened if it wasn’t for her mainstream career…not that porn is hard to excel in, but when you have a back story beyond “I was poor trash molested by my dad in Kansas, looking for the dream”….you’re going to do better than the less trained dick suckers..

That’s not to say Candace Cameron is a dick sucker, I think the bible says she has to take the loads internally, hence her hot daughter…

It’s just to say…she’s working out with her tits out in a sports bra and that’s not VERY wholeseome….and she is being JACKED off to….and that’s not very Christian…and that’s ALL I have to say about that.

Not to mention, she’s posting this shit on Instagram where she runs brand deals and instagram is the FUCKING devil’s work…so she’s a fucking liar…but then again Hollywood is Evil too….and here’s her tits.

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2020

11

Sep

Candace Cameron Titty Grab Scandal of the Day

This is an old story by now, but such a dumb scandal it had to be posted..

Candace Cameron is possibly someone you jerked off to when she was on Full House, maybe you were more into her brother when he was on Growing Pains….both are weirdo Christians, I guess you’d have to find something look to after a childhood acting career, you know after your parents sold you off while being the people you are supposed to trust most…in case you haven’t realized, I am not into child actors as a concept and think it is shitty parenting!

Anyway, they are religious weirdos and are big in the community, you know Celebs for Jesus…when most celebs are heathen fucks…

Well as it turns out, Christian Women can get their fuck on too, not just to procreate by to cum, it’s part of a healthy and happy life….but apparently Candice Cameron’s DJ TANNER ass or titties are in trouble because her pervert jock hockey husband is grabbing at them…and she posted it to IG…something that is softcore for IG, hardcore for Church….

I think it is the dumbest scandal ever, the Titty Grab shoulda been a titty fuck….wholesome girl being cheeky punishment….but this is her reply to the critics….

For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob – my husband of 24 years – thinking it was inappropriate, it makes me laugh because it’s my husband…

…We have so much fun together,

He can touch me any time he wants, and I hope he does. This is what a healthy, good marriage and relationship is all about….

I thought the Christians were supposed to be forgiving…..and more importantly…she serves her man like the GOOD BOOK says in a “He can touch me any time he wants”….invitation fo all you with Candice Cameron Religious Figure sexual fantasies…

Praise Jesus. now get me some of that Stephanie Tanner METH…

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