Kristin Cavallari Bra Top should not excite you, they are fake tits on a fake person, who only exists because 20 years ago she was on a show called Laguna Beach that took her to the top, if the top is pumping out a bunch of kids with a pro athlete husband, which to some people it is….the American Dream or some shit…

I see her as a failed piece of shit, whether she’s rich or not, but she didn’t sign onto the Laguna Beach spinoff, the more successful “THE HILLS”…not that I’ve seen any of these shows, but I know this one’s backstory because she is just that old….

So bitch thought she was too good for The Hills, didn’t land any other work, and in the end, just used her vagina as a cash register, or would that be an ATM…..because with the right rich fuck, making babies is money…as is marrying him for his money and when you have reality show fame, idiots can get easily won over thinking they are with someone important, when she’s trash…

Basically what I am saying is that I didnt’ give a fuck about this girl when she was 25, so I sure as fuck don’t care when she’s 35, even if her tits are only a few years old and she’s some horny divorcee basically internet screaming for validation, likes, follows, etc….all while not releasing a sex tape, because she’s married rich and doesn’t need that shit….so instead we get this muppety photoshopped garbage she’s probably using to promote her shitty fast fashion clothing line because you’re no one until you have some garbage environment destroying product line to sell to the idiots who still think you matter cuz they loved that MTV when MTV decided to say fuck it to music and hopped into garbage programming like Laguna Beach…

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