Lili Reinhart is the fat betty from the worst show on TV that for whatever reason is popular, but I’ll just assume is popular because people have no taste, no brains, and they just watch it in the background because other people are watching it, and they like how it looks…..because there’s no way they’d keep watching if they attempted to follow the confusing, messy, thrown together in a dumpster storyline….

I have seen Riverdale, CW Network is free on Digital Antennae that I found in the trash, and after the first season, I was amazed at how bad they went. I’ve said it before, but I’ll say again, it was a 90 minute movie, turned into a series, turned into a 6 season series, and it is bad.

The only good the show has to offer is the Maddy Petsch character who plays Cheryl Blossom, she’s the good kind of hot redhead, all MILKY skinned and hot bodied…but the rest of the casting is insane….Archie is a 45 year old Man, Luke Perry is Dead, Skeet Ulrich is fucking Lucy Hale at the CW Christmas Party….Betty is a fucking pig of a woman pushing 250 lbs, Veronica has no neck…and her dad is married to Kelly Ripa…it’s just messy as shit….then Jughead who is this philosopher writer idiot with way too much intensity is from the SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY, where he was either ZACH or CODY, but definitely the wrong one, because the other one fucks Barbara Palvin…

So Betty, the beefcake, all meaty as fuck is doing press, I mean she is on a hit show, and I can assure you this has about 50 pounds shaved off of her body to make her look like she’s not a tank….putting all those nights of jerking off to Archie’s Double Digest to fucking shame…..

The Top Pic is the funny one, because you can see her GUNT hanging out, no back can be arched quite enough to hide those twinkies…but you’re less critical than me and will probably like this since she’s pantsless and has an ass that doesn’t look as bad as we know it is…which I guess is exciting….to a fucking loser.

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