Apparently there was a Kristen Stewart nude leak that happened, you can google it and find it elsewhere, because I’m not in the business of running a not-for-profit site that gets sued for posting Kristen Stewart’s leaked nudes, she’s rich…and that would be messy…but google man, that big tech company will get you what you need, let them make all their Google money off Kristen Stewart’s back…

BUT I WILL EMBED what is rumored to be a masturbation video of hers posted to another site….

I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot and I never did, so when she came out as a lesbian, it made sense to me, you know she had the scowl on her face her entire career, and no one is quite as miserable as lesbians….at least based on their constant complaining…if you’ve met lesbians, you know how angry they are…

That’s assuming you think lesbians exist, because I know people who know lesbians and believe that they are just perverts who have sworn off men because other women understand their vaginas, can make them cum while mutually masturbating, without having to deal with the asshole male..and all the bullshit that comes with it…

That’s not to say lesbians don’t exist as a concept, it’s just to say that it is doubtful that they were born lesbian and that it wasn’t due to trauma or boredom from men, because by definition women like to breed and need sperm to breed, so if you’re running to a sperm donor to put his sperm in you to make a baby, that’s hardly lesbian…that’s like gay dudes buying a jar of pussy juice as lube…and if you know gay dudes…that would be a hellish proposition to ask them….then there’s the whole lesbian sex toys, that are dick shaped because vaginas are designed for dick…making their case all the harder for a rational human to understand….

NOT THAT IT MATTERS….what matters is that this Kristen Stewart lookalike is out here with her vagina out confusing all the Kristen Stewart fans, because they do exist, I mean she’s a big star despite not knowing how to act, but that inclusivity thing, where you need to cast gays and lesbians to seem woke, inclusive and with-it…allows them to cast her despite her not being the best…which I guess applies to all inclusion hires, these companies saying “don’t hire the best talent, hire the talent that looks best, so long as it’s not the hot chick with her tits out, cuz they’ll end up taking you down for being a creep, go for the darker shades and genderless”..//inclusion…what a farce..

Anyway, whether this is Kristen Stewart or not doesn’t matter, it’s international woman’s day…which is what matters…and nothing says woman than a woman with a organic, or authentic, real vagina…who eats other vaginas…because she likes vagina so much….so we can just pretend.

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