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2021

18

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

After the hit on the rub and tugs, you may be scared about the tanning salons, since rub and tugs are in about as many places as tanning salons, while likely being some kind of money laundering fuck, where the hand jobs are just done by the staff to themselves thanks to the cameras they’ve installed in the tanning beds….but you should probably be scared of tanning salons because of the whole skin cancer thing, that is apparently an epidemic, but not at the COVID level, amongst millennials….who I guess like to get their tan on or are so fucking messed up by the processed foods, the drugs they take to be stable, and their coddled rich parents paying for their outdoor retreats in hopes they achieve their dreams of being influencers….

But that doesn’t make the tanline any less sexy….plus most girls just get spray tans, which when you do that on Halloween and put a turban on is called BROWN FACE…but if you do it on a weekly basis like a stripper…it’s called “style”…or “beauty”…I don’t fucking know…all these bitches are Kardashian influenced muppets who look like cartoons so it confuses me.

But I am not confused by pics of tanlines since tanlines are hot so here are a bunch of tanlines on a thursday because it is thursday.

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