I guess when your tits miraculously grow after your boyfriend Bieber leaves you for a rich girl who has nothing to offer the world besides being a bootleg Kardashian, you have no choice but to show them off, especially when it’s to promote your beauty collection that you’ve launched because you team knows that direct to consumer beauty brands are the scammiest cash grab around….the world is now the Home Shopping Channel, but it seems like desperate because it’s instagram….

I have said some pretty horrible things about Selena Gomez over the years, I just don’t like puppets created by Disney and I don’t trust them or their influence over the kids, plus she’s rebuilt her face and body, to look more like some gutter sugar baby from Toronto or some other irrelevant and obscure city that isn’t NYC/LA or Miami..you know the second or third tier sugar babies….when she’s Selena Gomez and doesn’t need none of that….just take that LUPUS bloat and OWN it girl…if she even has Lupus, that could also just be an angle to get sympathy out of the fans and distract from being in and out of rehab….for being an unstable shell of a person who has a lot of money that came with a price….you can’t sell your soul without there being consequences…

I don’t actually give a fuck about Gomez on any level, even though she secretly produced and put together SPRINGBREAKERS….like it was Miami Spring Break this weekend, with more James Franco playing RiffRaff on his Birthday…

Point being…there is not point…to anything….but Selena’s funny in that she disappears UNLESS she is promoting shit, girl can’t just document her life and fake being a human, she’s just ALL marketing, ALL sales…cashing in…and this is some of that….her having a Spanish album for Mexico….to pander to that angle…becuase if there’s a will and by will I mean money there’s a way to manipulate it out of people…I mean what else is that point of being Selena Gomez…

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