I genuinely like Sydney Sweeney…she’s got a hot body, monster tits, she didn’t come up in social media but instead just appeared in our lives thanks to the Hollywood industry still creating talent that they pull from who the fuck knows where, I’ll assume some laboratory or training facility in the desert somewhere that no one talks about, I mean they need their idols for you to fall for and listen to…and they need those idols to have big tits so that we all get sucked in and hypnotized…

For the sake of argument, let’s assume she randomly moved to LA to go to castings at 18, and it just sort of worked out for her….she lucked out amongst the 1000 of other girls going for the same thing….and that’s fine too…since we get to see them titties….they’re important titties….and I would assume those titties in both scenarios played a KEY reason for her celebrity…because tits get hits….they are the most powerful thing a girl could have…and she’s got a lot of em…

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