Caylee Cowan’s a new celebrity in training, whatever that means, I mean it’s not like it’s her instagram bio, it’s more my opinion of Hollywood and how it is set up for new talent to succeed, which involves networking through all the perverts before finding the right pervert to put you onto the world….

She’s in the gym rocking a gnarly cameltoe, and by gnarly, I means 90s surf Gnarly, which is a GOOD thing, not gnarly that means mangled and disgusting, because I am all for the tight pants jacked into vagina that you know girls are INTENTIONALLY doing….it’s a style thing…the BEST style thing….I do a weekly feature called PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAYS….check it out…

She’s currently in her big break, a Nic Cage movie that we hope brings her more movies, because she’s got Giant tits…and the good news is that she’s in a gym rocking a gnarly cameltoe…YES…we already went through this…but there’s more too it….because with big tits comes a sloppy body so big tits need to diet and exercise so the host body is at its tightest….so I encourage these positive lifestyle choices cuz I know a fit Caylee Cowan, or really a fit ANYONE is a better version of themselves….

Get those gains girl…

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